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"HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo) 05/07/2020 at 11:46 • Filed to: None

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ranwhenparked > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 05/07/2020 at 11:51

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Just AIM Jalopnik, they I hear they sell V8 motorcycle frames

ttyymmnn > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 05/07/2020 at 11:51

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facw > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 05/07/2020 at 11:52

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I really don’t get the UPS batteries...

I do wonder how well the hand held food chopper works, my knife skills are garbage.

CalzoneGolem > facw 05/07/2020 at 11:54

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I’ll just leave this here:

ranwhenparked > facw 05/07/2020 at 11:57

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They work OK, but the blade gets hung up if your vegetables pieces are to o big, and they’re a little annoying to clean

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 05/07/2020 at 12:03

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That reminds me, Google is on to me.

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > ranwhenparked 05/07/2020 at 12:03

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opo has no good cotomer sevis.

WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI > ranwhenparked 05/07/2020 at 12:12

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If only they had invented a knife shaped sharp metal object that could be used to cut basically anything in the kitchen.

My X-type is too a real Jaguar > WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI 05/07/2020 at 12:17

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How many people do you see daily who shouldn’t handle knives?

WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI > My X-type is too a real Jaguar 05/07/2020 at 12:26

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None, basically.

But, that could have a hilarious answer based on someone’s profession!

gin-san - shitpost specialist > facw 05/07/2020 at 12:27

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My roommate had one, I tried using it a couple of times and it makes a lot of noise without great results. I’d stick with trying to improve knife skills or going with a food processor that can chop and do other things. 

ranwhenparked > WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI 05/07/2020 at 12:50

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My God, you should do infomerials

thatsmr > gin-san - shitpost specialist 05/07/2020 at 13:07

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Of course a mandolin is an excellent analog substitute for knife skills often

ranwhenparked > WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI 05/07/2020 at 13:10

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I once had an employee cut his finger quite badly, because he decided to take a defective folding knife out of the box marked "defective: return to manufacturer, do not use" and use it to try to separate frozen hot dogs instead of warm water or the microwave. It folded closed on his finger, and I banned him from handling any cutting implements from that point onward. 

Tapas > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 05/07/2020 at 13:46

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They are choppers, just not very custom.

gin-san - shitpost specialist > thatsmr 05/07/2020 at 16:36

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I was going to suggest that, too, but I’m more afraid of a mandoline than I am with a knife. I suppose if you use the guard that comes with it you'll be fine. 

thatsmr > gin-san - shitpost specialist 05/07/2020 at 17:18

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Im not the best with a knife but can crush a garlic clove and dice, or do some onion or chop whatevs, but if I need to process multiple onions or do french fries, its all about the mandolin